I’m too busy staring at my puppy’s cuteness to write a respectable intro, so I’ll just get straight to the point. Well, actually, I do want to say that my puppy is a literal angel who only wakes us up once a night to go potty, and the rest of the time just does cute stuff and never pees where she’s not supposed to. She hasn’t had a single accident…except the time she got really stoked to see my little brother and did a little tinkle from excitement. That’s been the only one in 72 hours. It’s amazing.

So, besides learning that I have the best puppy of all time, these are the things I’ve learned in the first few days of having a fur baby:

1. Apparently, I am one of those moms who will talk about her children’s pooping habits quite often. Sorry ahead of time.

2. Speaking of dog poop, I surprisingly don’t get grossed out cleaning a dog’s butthole if she’s a dog that I love very much. (Note: Sometimes puppies’ buttholes get clogged)

3. I’m actually a morning person when I’m excited about something (like letting Noma out of her crate).

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This was her first time in her crate. Don’t worry, I don’t keep the puppy pad in there. That was just for the first night when I knew she’d be too nervous to wake us up when she had to go potty. Now, she has NOOOOO problem being vocal. Like, none. This caption actually leads me to #4…

4. Everyone tells you what you should and shouldn’t do with your pup. I might punch someone when the same thing happens after I have a human baby. Mad respect to all the moms out there who’ve never thrown a punch.

5. I’m a sharer. I actually really enjoy sharing her with other people.

6. Having a puppy or human baby changes your marital dynamics because now you have to find a snuggle position that works for three bodies.

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7. AC units produce a stronger windstream than I’d realized.

8. Carpets and wood floors are inviting, but tile is scary.

9. I’m easily offended on behalf of beings I love. (I kind of already knew this one…but it’s been taken to the extreme  since I find myself feeling defensive whenever someone compares Noma to a rodent. Which is often. Which is lame because she’s 80x cuter than a rodent and already knows her own name. SEE??? Defensive.)

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10. I am unfortunately not as diverse and awesome as I’d like to think, because having Noma has revealed that I’m extremely prone to liking people who are similar to me. As in, I want to be friends with everyone who has a dog.

11. I can think of an alarming number of ways puppies can kill themselves.

12. I can be entertained for hours just watching someone(thing) breathe.

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13. Lots of people treat babies and baby animals like toys to be passed around, and get offended if you don’t give them a turn, even if the baby needs to rest. These people need not hold the baby.

14. There’s an entire Instagram culture dedicated to dogs. (You can follow Noma @nomalikesonoma)

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15. There are multitudes and layers to love that I’m just beginning to uncover.

Alright, guys, I’ve got to go. Noma is trying to chase her tail right now and I need to watch.